Whose Gloucester video is better?

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

I have not forgotten........

ANDY SCHLECK

Is still the Best Bike Racer in the Universe........

He LET AC win!!!!!!!

Thanks for reminding me, H.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Lars Boom is gonna win Paris-Roubaix

Here's what I have to say.

First of all, how can Lars Boom be "The Condor?" I mean I know he's like 6'2" and everything, but isn't Gesink already "The Condor?" So is there like Condor 1 and Condor 2 or something?

Now onto Boom Boom. The kid is amayyyyzing! Maybe not the best climber or anything, but I def see him as a one day specialist.......including the Hell of the North....Paris-Roubaix.

The focus this dude had in the Vuelta today was beyond his tender 23 years! He rode it like an ITT! No soft pedaling here. That's not how World Champions roll. You heard? Aaiight?

The dude can ride 'Cross so he doesn't just talk the talk IMHO. Listen to the song below and check the vid and tell me this dude does not rock!
I'M ABOUT TO GO BOOM!


Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The top 10 Reasons Why I Be Hatin' On Cav

photo: Casey B. Gibson ToM stage 2 9-8-09

  1. He says he is the fastest man in the world.
  2. He is the fastest man in the world (for some reason #s 1 and 2 make me want to bang my head against the wall.)
  3. He worships the ground that Erik Zabel treads upon...bleegggh!
  4. He got all Emo when he heard Big George was going to BMC next year. Yeah right...now he won't have the most awesomest best leadout dude in the biz working for him anymore. We know you are emotionless Mr. Man from Mann!
  5. He has an antagonistic relationship with Mr. Lovelylocks, crash your race car in Monaco, Filippo Pozzato. Who can't love this permed, frosted, italian speed freak?
  6. Just look at him.
  7. He just plain wins too much. Kind of takes away the fun for me. It's like "oh Cav's racing- might as well just watch "How it's Made."
  8. He's British and even my British friend doesn't like him. That's gotta say something about his character. I have no idea what that something is, but something.
  9. He got pissed at my boy Wiggo when he went out and got trashed after winning a track event at the 'lympics. Deal with it sonny boy. Just because Wiggo is your countryman doesn't mean he has to put down the Jim Beam for you!
  10. He's a "trash talking fire hydrant from the Isle of Mann" Go put that in your tubulars and smoke it Manx Mouth!
Yeah Yeah I know I'm trash talking too. He can come over here if he wants me to get all up in his grill! I'll take him on head to head with My Surley- bells, cards in spokes and all! You just name the day Mr. Cavendish. I'll be ready!

Monday, September 7, 2009

Cycling fans are pumped up, but Tour of Missouri is on life support - Kansas City Star

OMG! Save the Tour of Missouri People!

Cycling fans are pumped up, but Tour of Missouri is on life support - Kansas City Star

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Gotta Love Jens FA Voigt!

Here's what Jens has to say about Cav and the ToM. Man-o-Man I Love Jensie!!

Saxo Bank’s Jens Voigt has a novel suggestion to keep Cavendish from winning more than one stage. “How about he wins the first stage tomorrow, and then takes the motorbike, jumps on it and keeps riding route 66. “ said Voigt as we learned that the winner of the first stage gets a Buell 1125R motorcycle. “How about that?”

How about that Fans?

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Andy leaves Vuelta Sick; Vino says "Jak Sie Masz!"


Andy Schleck leaves the Vuelta today just 88K into a 204K mountain stage! According to Andy he hasn't been able to eat anything ever since "Vino" Vinokourov gave him an energy bar in stage 7. Poisoning is suspected, but nothing can be proven as you can't exactly "dust for vomit" (Spinal Tap) Could the villainous Vino have done such a reprehensible thing to our young Andy just weeks before Worlds? And could Andy have been so naive as to have accepted "candy from this strange(dude)?"


Vino could not be reached for comment. Something fishy about a superstar cyclist who protects his Twitter updates if you ask me!

I mean I do and everything, but I'm just a regular kind of person and all and who really wants to see my tweets anyway?

He did say this to Cycling News "Jak sie Masz" which apparently means go Eff yourself in Kazakh. Vino is from Kazakhstan, BTW, the world's largest exporter of potassium. Could the potassium cartel be involved in this nefarious scheme to thwart the Universe's Best
Bike Racer?

Question for the reader: what is one of the main ingredients in energy bars? Potassium!
'Nuff said

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Stage 4 Vuelta Garmin Guys

photo: Sirotti

Do I even need to add a comment here?

Boom Boom Boom

Yes Lars Boom the man of the Golden Mullet is knocking my argyle socks off with his performance in the Vuelta. He's got the bike handling skills of a chanpion Cross rider AND the power of a GC contender. I'm floored. Yes, today's stage (4) was total carnage, a literal meat grinder! BUT, Boom Boom is used to that from not only Spring Classics, BUT from his incredible Cyclocross skills!

Put it this way: Jens Voigt has pure power, right? And Danny MacAskill has serious bike handling skills, right? Well if those two had a baby, it would be LARS BOOM! It would also be really weird if those two had a baby, not to mention the identity issues associated with having 2 dads.

The power of the mullet!!!!!!! Feel bad for Chris Horner. What a crap year he's had, eh?
That crash at the roundabout took out EVERYBODY! Unbelievable.
PS: I think the mullet is only for 'Cross season as Boom Boom seems to be sans mullet by my estimation for the Vuelta.

Now you must listen to this song in honor of mullet man of the Vuelta 2009---LARS BOOM!!!