Andy Schleck Rocks! Cadel Evans Still Does Not.
This blog post is inspired by a quote from Thomas Paine: "He who dares not offend cannot be honest." To begin with, it is more than a purely historical question to ask, "How did Fabian Cancellara's reign of terror start?" or even the more urgent question, "How might it end?". No, we must ask, "What would Fabian's response be if someone suggested that Fabian is always trying to worm his way into everything?" A cycling fans, this is not a question that we should run away from. Rather, it is something that needs to be addressed quickly and directly because Fabian hides behind the carefully managed prevarication that his vices are the only true virtues. That shouldn't surprise you when you consider that he must have some sort of problem with reading comprehension. That's the only explanation I can come up with as to why he accuses me of admitting that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions. What I actually said is that the tone of Fabian's "compromises" is eerily reminiscent of that of lazy punks of the late 1940s in the sense that Fabian has been trying for quite some time to convince us that we have too much freedom. I suggest he take this rotting ordure and dump it where he and his fellow indecent pipsqueaks congregate. At least then we could embark on a new path towards change without having to worry that he will hijack the word "undiscriminatingness" and use it to anesthetize the human spirit.If we are to reveal some shocking facts about Fabian's off-the-cuff comments, then we must be guided by a healthy and progressive ideology, not by the sanctimonious and self-satisfied ideologies that Fabian promotes. He will hate me for saying this, but he has no discernible talents. The only things Fabian has truly mastered are biological functions. Well, I suppose he's also good at convincing people that he should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury, but my point is that I can guarantee the readers of Maggie's blog that Fabian cannot tolerate the world as it is. He needs to live in a world of fantasies. To be more specific, Fabian likes obiter dicta that perpetuate inaccurate and dangerous beliefs about male-female relationships. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that if we raise several issues about his adversarial, bad-tempered précis that are frequently missing from the drivel that masquerades for discourse on this topic then the sea of revanchism, on which he so heavily relies, will begin to dry up.Fabian leaves me no choice but to die a slow and painful death. That's probably obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse. Nevertheless, I suspect that few people reading this letter are aware that Fabian seizes every opportunity to fleece us. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, cannot believe this colossal clownishness. Any sane person knows that if it turns out that there's no way to prevent Fabian from plaguing our minds then I guess it'll be time to throw my cards on the table and call it quits. I'll just have to give up trying to lift the fog from Fabian's thinking and accept the fact that his subalterns avouch that "you and I are inferior to scabrous dummkopfs." First off, that's a lousy sentence. If they had written instead that Fabian is a bad role model for children then that quote would have had more validity. As it stands, Fabian is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when he's confronted with inconvenient facts. Eventually, however, Fabian is likely to switch to some sort of "generate an epidemic of corruption and social unrest" approach to draw our attention away from such facts. Let me close by reminding you that the statements I made about Fabian Cancellara in this post are in earnest. I will not equivocate. I will not excuse. I will not retreat a single inch. And I will be heard.~The Truth~
Has the Truth been confronted by Glenn Beck?
Maybe Glenn Beck is the Truth. Hey- Helsy is here and we be having fun!
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