AP 14 April 2009
Undeterred by U.S. and French hostage rescues that killed five bandits, brazenly hijacked four more ships in the Gulf of Aden, the waterway at the center of the world's fight against piracy.
Enter Andy Schleck, Best Bike Racer in the Universe! The young Luxembourger has vowed to rid the seas of the scourge of piracy. In a recent interview Schleck stated, "These pirates have to go! If the U.N. and the rest of the world want to hide like little sissy men, then it is up to me, Andy Schleck, to save the planet yet again."
So, for those of you wondering why Schleck, the younger, did not finish the recent Klasika Primavera; it is because he had to shoulder the responsibilities of world leaders one more time. We hope for his safe return from pirate infested waters, so that we can continue to ogle.......errrr.....follow him as he turns the bike universe on its head!