Whose Gloucester video is better?

Thursday, April 30, 2009

How to properly apply DZ Nuts

DZ actually isn't a half bad singer. It's kinda gross when he just uses a paper towel to clean off his hand after application though :S

Monday, April 27, 2009

wooty woot

Nice Vids on Anke's blog. Interviews with Andy after his incredibly awesome L-B-L. 
Thanks Anke!!!!!!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Yes- Yes, Andy Schleck is the Best Bike Racer in the Universe! Liege Bastogne Liege 2009!

First of all try not to look at the left side of the podium. Rebellin just manages to spoil the picture. Sorry Davide. You are a good rider.
 photo: Sirotti

2nd of all Among all spring classics, Liège-Bastogne-Liège, as well as Paris-Roubaix, is beyond all doubt the most coveted. Which is why Andy is biting the trophy- to make sure it is not some cheapo imitation. He's also probably very hungry.
photo Sirotti
3d of all- To all of you naysayers all I can say is NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH! You know who I'm talking to. Andy Schleck has been crowned, knighted, anointed (by Rina) and determined by a board of non-biased fangirls to be THE BEST BIKE RACER IN THE WHOLE DAMN UNIVERSE!
photo: Sirotti

Ahhh......so all of you trolls out there- guess what? Andy can Time Trial! He is a SERIOUS GC contender for the TdF!  Actually this is his attack, but you get the gist.
photo: Graham Watson

Now here is the Time Trial where Andy kicked major ass for a solo win. This boy is no one hit wonder. You want to dispute that? Don't make me come over there!

OMG- How can you not love these boys? Frank did appear to be a bit hurting today after last week's KO. However, Schleck the elder did soldier on achieving a solid 23d. Cuddles ( a fave for some hee hee managed to scrape together 16th. And people say he is in great form???)
photo: Sirotti

Brotherly Hugs *tearing up*
photo: Graham Watson

I declare this day, April, 26, a day for the history books. I propose a UNIVERSAL HOLIDAY from this day forward to commemorate Andy's serious NO BS win! This boy is beyond human!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Bos should switch to hockey

Yeah Boy! That's what I'm talking about! HUY HUY HUY!

So young Anniken Skywalker takes 2nd at today's La Fleche Wallone. Fo sho and fo shizzle this will bring him up on le Tour ladder! Allez Andy! Cunego won the Giro when he was 21 and really hasn't done sh*& since. So I guess kudos to the little prince as well. 

I think Andy has been kind of laying low lately, but look out universe- HERE HE COMES!!!!!

Any word on how Frankie is doing? Will he be starting Liege-Bastogne Liege?

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Some predictions for Fleche Wallone

Andy Schleck will be a name we'll be hollering for a long while. He'll surely be one to watch for the rest of the week and beyond.

Edmund Hood Pezcyclingnews.com 4/21/09

Monday, April 20, 2009

This is absolutely DISGUSTING!!!!!

Who was the a-hole Rabobank jerk who obviously grabbed Darryl Impey's Jersey; causing him (deliberately) to crash out and get seriously injured? It was Theo Bos! I absolutely hate him!!!! He NEEDS to be banned from pro cycling FOREVER!!!!!!!!! Flipping numnut!

Mad Biking Skillz

I know....I know.... this is a bit off topic, but this kid is amazing!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Ford: Whether or not you believe Tyler Hamilton, it

Ford: Whether or not you believe Tyler Hamilton, it

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I feel bad for Tyler. A lot of people have "issues." Too bad USADA and WADA don't consider things on a case by case manner.
photo Above: Reuters

A Speedy Recovery to Frank and Best Wishes to Miss Rina on her Impending Marriage on Wednesday

Andy:pre Amstel and pre Frankie Crashing photo by Serge Waldbillig & ap

Yes fellow fangirls it is officially the Chinese Year of the Crash. So many of our young soldiers have crashed this year. Frankie S. (SexyBank), Matt Lloyd (Silence-Lotto); at today's Amstel Gold Race and Daryl Impey (Barloworld) in the final stage of the Tour for Turkeys.

shhhhh- but I think Lloyd's crash may have something to do with the Silence-Lotto Suicide Crasher Conspiracy in an earlier Blog post! 

Thanks to Rina for these vids of today's Amstel Gold Race 4-19-09. Also many congratulations to young Rina and her beau,Schleck, the younger. I quote from Rina, "Hopefully your son'll be ready to wed (me on Wednesday").

OUCH- FRANKIE'S CRASH BELOW. He was on the ground for a while! Looked to be unconscious at first. This fangirl was quite worried.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Silence Lotto's Evil Plan to Achieve World Domination Through Injuring Pro Cyclists

Well, Helen has me thinking again.........along the lines of conspiracies. You all know my feelings on Silence Lotto's premier rider....Cuddles.....ewwwwww. Well after Cadel's falling out with DS. Roberto Damiani (notice the likeness to the word DEMON) over whether or not he would ride the Giro (who cares.) SL has decided to put its evil eggs into multiple baskets. Namely, in today's Scheldeprijs where one of SL's evil minions, Greg Van Avermaet, took out many of our lovely boys in the final sprint, in a deliberate attempt to remove contenders from Cadel's (futile) quest for a TdF win. Silence Lotto obviously believes in human sacrifice, as the evil empire instructed Van A. to take out the peloton in the sprint finish. Like the truly brainwashed, suicide bomber he is, Van went like a lamb into the slaughterhouse in order to further "the cause" of the anti-snoring, pro-gambling dinks of darkness.

You might be able to keep Tommeke and Robbie down this week, Silence Lotto! But they will be back with their righteousness, and the Schleck brothers for the TdF to foil your evil plans for world domination. Keep fighting the good fight, boys. Fangirls of the Universe are behind you!

I do not know why the fonts in this post have gone so psychedelic, but I suspect that Silence Lotto has played a part in it.

I also cannot decide if I love Bunch Sprints or if I hate them. Too many choices......AAAARRRGGGGGHHH!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Andy Schleck Fights Pirates

AP 14 April 2009

Undeterred by U.S. and French hostage rescues that killed five bandits, Somali pirates brazenly hijacked four more ships in the Gulf of Aden, the waterway at the center of the world's fight against piracy.

Enter Andy Schleck, Best Bike Racer in the Universe! The young Luxembourger has vowed to rid the seas of the scourge of piracy. In a recent interview Schleck stated, "These pirates have to go! If the U.N. and the rest of the world want to hide like little sissy men, then it is up to me, Andy Schleck, to save the planet yet again."

So, for those of you wondering why Schleck, the younger, did not finish the recent Klasika Primavera; it is because he had to shoulder the responsibilities of world leaders one more time. We hope for his safe return from pirate infested waters, so that we can continue to ogle.......errrr.....follow him as he turns the bike universe on its head!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Trailer for George Hincapie Documentary


Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Who does this look like to you?

Add some razor sideburns, a turtleneck sweater, and squint your eyes. This guy looks just like Jonathan Vaughters to me. He's actually on the home page of register.com.

I must really be losing it! 3 days and counting until vacation.

Monday, April 6, 2009

What the hell?

photo: Susanne Goetze

Someone want to tell me what the hell that thing on the right is? I think I saw it in a nightmare once after some bad chili. Anyway, Congrats to L.L. Sanchez on his stage win in the Tour of the Basque Country (as we Yanks call it) 

I see Cuddles is in 10th. bleh
Frankie S. is up there. DZ in the 30s

Andy and Christian VdV are neck and neck with 60th and 61st. Did they crash? Or did that thing above jump out at them on a climb like a "shloog?" (in the inimitable Bobke's words.)

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Road Furniture

Too funny not to share. Thanks Nikki!  
You don't see THIS in Belgium I'll tell ya!

Goddammit Enough Already!

Anybody remember the line from one of the Monty Python movies that goes something like this.........?

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

This comes to mind because OP is starting to seriously get on my last nerve. Now we're going to have an ITALIAN TRIBUNAL decide the fate of the lovely Alejandro. Tribunals just scare me. They conjure up images of pits, pendulums, racks, and iron maidens (not the band.) Why can't we all just call it what it is. PICKING ON PRO CYCLISTS WHILE FAT ASS ATHLETES IN OTHER SPORTS CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER!  (Literally in O.J.'s case)

First of all- let's keep it real. Until very recently, doping was definitely not uncommon in the peloton and was definitely condoned....on the DL of course. If you didn't dope you ended up like this poor slob whose overall time for the Tour was 571 hours, 22 minutes, and 33 seconds

We get it already all you hooded executioners and tribunal members. The guys are for the most part doing it au natural now. Move on.....GET OVER IT!!!! 

Start going Tribunal on some fat ass overpaid American Baseball players. Otherwise, I'm gonna get medieval on YOU!