Ah Ha Ha Ha! I psyched you! Above is a pic of Cuddles, who is about to do irreversible psychological and emotional damage on those poor little kids. He definitely smacked at least one of them- told them to piss off- and probably stole one of their stuffed toys. Anyone notice his wheel sucking in today's P-N stage. What a tool.
Kids: Please sir, may we have some more gruel?
Cuddles: MORE??!! You want more??!! Get away from me you dirty little urchins!
Now to juxtapose the two riders; below is Andy Schleck representing all of the powers of good and righteousness in the known universe and beyond. Is it me, or is their an aura of mystical, crystal light emanating from this bike god of the galaxy?