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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Frank S. at Paris Nice & Andy at 2009 Tirrino

Frank Schleck: Luxembourg national Champ kicked ass in today's final stage or Paris-Nice. You can see by Contador's face that he is really struggling. I actually thought it was quite sad yesterday. I really felt for AC. When the peloton passed him after his legs popped and he bonked- it was truly a tragedy for the Spaniard. It was an awesome stage though. Schleck and Jensie were playing him big time, and it worked.

The 44th Tirrino Adriatico: Our boy is currently 23d in the GC at 3:10.  He's 6th in the Young Riders category. The best bike racer in the universe is using this race as preparation for the 2009 Giro which goes from Saturday, May 9-Sunday, May, 31.

Looking at the results- looks like pretty boy Lovqvist is doing well. Also happy to see Big George in the 20s of the GC. 

Looks like it's going to be a great season fangirls!

Congrats to brother Frank on his 2nd place finish in the 2009 Paris-Nice. Well done! Props to Jensie Voigt who is just a pure animal in my book- love him!


Rina said...

Excause me miss Maggie, Andy is NOT riding the Giro. Best bike racer in universe is very much focus on Le Tour.
Cyclingnews has stated that.
Regarding T-A yesterday, he had machine problems. Looking forward to see the stage today.

Rina said...

Hmm I have just seen the Andy picture on Cyclingnews. I now get why you have wrote Andy is riding the Giro but Andy has said himself he is not riding the Giro but Paris Nice was change to T-A so why not this.

sansen said...

Hey, are you still praying for George to win Paris-Roubaix?

Maggie said...

Hells Yeah!

The Truth said...

Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Frank Schleck would promote mediocrity over merit. And now that he has, we must indeed redefine in practical terms the immutable ideals that have guided us from the beginning. Let me begin this blog post by citing a range of examples from the public sphere. For starters, Frank attracts the worst classes of sexist duffers there are to his coalition by telling them that he defends the real needs of the working class. I suppose the people to whom he tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, I would like to give you an example of how homicidal Frank can be. Frank has admitted that he intends to suppress all news that portrays him in a bad light. Okay, that may have been a particularly bald-faced and unsubtle example but it will not be easy to do something about the continuing—make that the escalating—effort on Frank's part to contravene decency. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that for the overriding reason that we must drag him in front of a tribunal and try him for his crimes against humanity. To do anything else, and I do mean anything else, is a complete waste of time.

Frank likes to seem smarter than he really is. It therefore always amuses me whenever he cracks open a thesaurus, aims for intellectualism, misses, and lands squarely in a puddle of headstrong frippery. Although he has unfairly depicted me and those who share my beliefs as social outcasts and slackers, we are neither. Yes, as conscious, sentient beings aware of our actions and capable of response, we must create and nurture a true spirit of community, but in public, he vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody's looking, he never fails to test another formula for silencing serious opposition.

Frank weeps crocodile tears for those who suffer as a result of his fairy tales. From this anecdotal evidence I would argue that deep down, he knows that I'm right. There's nothing controversial about that view. It's a fact, pure and simple. It was a fact long before anyone realized that it's Frank's belief that my blog posts demonstrate a desire to popularize a genre of music whose graphic lyrics explicitly urge what I call horny beatniks to turn back the clock and repeal all the civil rights and anti-discrimination legislation now on the books. I can't understand how anyone could go from anything I ever wrote to such a diabolic, maladroit idea. In fact, my posts generally make the diametrically opposite claim, that the basal lie that underlies all of Frank's ignominious obloquies is that he is clean and bright and pure inside. Translation: Everyone who doesn't share Frank's beliefs is a cantankerous clown deserving of death and damnation. I doubt you need any help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views but you should nevertheless be aware that Frank extricates himself from difficulty by intrigue, by chicanery, by dissimulation, by trimming, by an untruth, by an injustice. I would like to go on, but I do have to keep this letter short, it's St. Patrick's Day after all and the pub is waiting. So I'll wrap it up by saying that there are a series of options I could pursue, if necessary.

~The Truth~

Maggie said...

Dear Mr. Truth,

Let me 'splain you something. I, and only I, post on this blog.

I, and only I, allow YOU, the Truth, to COMMENT on posts within this blog. You seen to have the boundaries a bit undefined in your delusional world of whacko conspiracies. Just wanted to sort that out.

Still trying to figure out how Frankie Boy is Homicidal. Does it have something to do with his coalition?

BTW- I'm a big fan of tribunals. Do you go in front of such a group at your parole hearings every 5 years or so? Let me know if you need an advocate.

Helen said...

Cantankerous you say Mr Truth? When did we move onto describing Lance... :S hmm.

I seriously want to know what kinda machine can put out this bullshit so i can save wasting my time on Lance etc.

sansen said...

Happy Birthday Miss Maggie! May your beloved Andy and Christian continue to make you proud in the Grand Tours.

Maggie said...

Thanks Sansenator! 45- I figure I'm halfway to dead.