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Monday, December 1, 2008

Loser Alert!


Total loser- It is no coincidence that his name is Bagger. He bagged 85 Million Bucks of IT Factory's money. Bagger then vanished to the 3d world nation (not) of Dubai; presumably to spend some of that cashola at the indoor ski mountain they have in the flippin desert in that disgustingly oil rich country. 

I say that we fan girls unite and form a commando team to track this loser down and get the $$ back. Or at least give Bagger a stern talking to. Or, how about we each send Bjaarne 5 bucks and become a new sponsor. They might put our logo in a teeny tiny little spot on the teams' socks or something. 

Sansen, I'm counting on you to come up with an all-encompassing fangirl logo. We should be able to muster up 30 bucks or so.

8 comments:

sansen said...

I say if the fangirls cannot gather the millions in money than we blackmail (via lethal smiley, attack mode Jens!) some Danish and/or British millionaire(s) who happens to like cycling into backing Bjarne. Hello Richard Branson! Then again, perhaps some Dubai guy will sponsor them...egads!? Someone, or something, will come along like the Blob to save the day and gobble up Lance in the process.

Bridget said...

Hahaha! Sounds like a plan! I can just see a fangirl logo on their socks...

One day I'm going to have lots of money and sponsor a cycling team.

Ilaria said...

I volunteer for the coomando and for the blackmailing too. Also for the money collection, but I have so little money... I could be only a minority shareholder...

Helen said...

I'm a poor student :[ Darn!
But i hope someone will come in and save the day and that they get this guy in prison where he belongs!

Anonymous said...

"Bagger then vanished to the 3d world nation (not) of Dubai; presumably to spend some of that cashola at the indoor ski mountain they have in the flippin desert in that disgustingly oil rich country. "

Ummmmmmm, Dubai is a city, not a country. UAE is a tourist country more than an oil country these daya. Typical clueless American. Bet you can't even find it on a map.

Rina said...

Very much loser alert.

Maggie said...

Howdy Anonymous!

You is such a genius! tanks fer edumacatin me on that there ferrin Policee. I apologizes fer my ignorancy.

Oh yeah- Don't be such a hater on Americans. It's really quite discriminatory and prejudicial , you know.

BTW- The United Arab Emirates' GDP is fueled by the large chunk of oil that it produces. Thirty-three percent of the UAE's GDP is oil. Let me guess what is the largest part of the GDP of your country; dumbasses like you. Unfortunately, there seems to be a limited demand with a very large supply. Sucks to be you. :P

sansen said...

Hey Maggie, Anon would have a mighty difficult time telling some Texans that Texas, land of Lance and Bush, is not a country. Heck, that'd probably be an issue with Hollywood folks too...