Thomas Bach of the International Olympic Committee has proposed shooting all pro cyclists. He believes that this will rid the sport of dopers. Thus, he has declared open season, and guys like the one above are ready!
According to Bach, "Obviously, riders have not changed their mentality. They had a chance to do so, but they did not. So like any other invasive pest we will do our utmost to rid the world of ricers and pro cycling." Back refused to comment on fat ass baseball players, underage gymnasts and tennis stars; other than to say "killing malnourished 12-year-old girls is not a stance that the IOC promotes at this time. It is under consideration, but needs considerable more study before a decision is made"
"It's much easier to rally a group of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches to storm a team bus than it would be to attempt to kill say one of the Williams sisters. The key is location, location, location. Plus it would be a lot harder to kill one of the Williams sisters because they are a LOT bigger and stronger than your average pro cyclist."
The question remains; who is a bigger duffus? Thomas Bach or Pat McQuaid?