Above: Anne Gripper Head of UCI Anti-Doping SWAT Team
Apparently there has been some confusion about the contents of my last post; entitled "Biological Passports."
- Riders will not be required to carry around bags of blood
- I have no idea if monkeys are actually performing the data/blood analysis
- Basically, everything that I said was: misquoted, misrepresented, misinterpreted in the interest of my somewhat bizarre sense of the .....well bizarre.
Please do not hesitate to contact me if you are in need of further confusion.
btw- does she have an Adam's Apple?