Call him the Lion King, Super Mario, Mario the Magnificent; I don't care, I'll still call him a jerk! Yeah I know he invented the "lead-out train." I know he had some wins in his day (probably all on dope.) Mario Cipollini sucks! Check out his website if you don't believe me (and the Caesar outfit above doesn't convince you.)
Rock Racing's Owner, founder, CEO, whatever, (Michael Ball) convinced Super Mario to come out of retirement (WHY?) earlier this year to race on his team of bad boys. Apparently the two mega egos didn't mesh well, so Cippo went into one of his famous fits and retired yet again. Good. Stay there Cippo.
Nice pic here, Cippo. The cigarette really makes you look cool. What's with the Buckaroo Bonzai glasses anyway. Are you stuck in the 80s or what?
You have got to be kidding me. Seriously. This guy is a sex god? He looks like one of the Hanson Brothers or something.