OK- so I feel that I need to get back to the basics of this blog. One of my main purposes is to demonstrate why Cadel Evans DOES NOT ROCK! I have been falling short of that mission recently due to my fascination with the bizarre and subjective nature of the 2008 Beijing Olympics.
In this blurb I will catch you folks up on what Cuddles has been up to recently, and why he still sucks.
The picture above shows that Cadel is branching out into new fields. He has developed these action figures that are part of a game in which the goal is for the cyclist to smash his helmet into a cameraman. I hear the figures are made in China, which brings me to my next bit of news on Cadel.
The video below is actual footage of Cuddles' savage attack on the cameraman during the Tour.
For shits and giggles I went to cadel.com. There is a lot of gratuitous BS in this site, but I'll give you the highlights.
- Cuddles is selling "Free Tibet" undershirts. A whopping 20% goes to help Tibetan students! WOW! So let's do some basic math here: The shirt costs you, the consumer, 35 $ US. Of that 35 bucks 7 will go to some Tibetan students (maybe.) The shirts themselves probably cost about 2 bucks each (made in China- do you see where I am going with this?) Now we are up to 9 bucks. I am sure that S&H is not included, so Cuddles and his Chinese cronies make 26$ US for each cheapo undershirt they sell to naive do-gooders.
Cadel is truly a Prince among men!
2. Also on Cadel.com are some pretty funny diary entries. This one in particular caught my eye: Check out July 5 entry: "It seems like only a short while ago I was visiting the psychotherapist for my daily sessions of ultrasound and being a bit worried."
OK- so he really said Physiotherapist, but I think he MEANT psychotherapist, and of course what I think is right is right, so there you go. Honestly though, check out his site and let me know if it's just me or if it really sucks.
There are other fascinating pages within the site such as "JUST IN- Chiara's Corner." Snore- who cares?
All for now. As you can see Cadel is still boring, still does not rock, AND NOW is exploiting his fans into buying cheapo T-Shirts that will probably fall apart after the first wash. You go Cadel!
-(_)/@(_) Cadel with 2 flats on his