zombie attack below, doesn't it?
Apparently, cannibalism is on the rise in Pro Cycling as the authorities crack down on "dopers."
What better way to get fresh red blood cells, testosterone, and HGH/EPO? Fresh human cadavers replace CVS for Pro Cyclists.
ANDY! PLEASE DON'T GO DOWN THIS ROAD!
CAN'T WE PLEASE HAVE A HAPPY MEDIUM HERE!
Doping or cannibalism: which is worse for the Tour? You decide.