Why Andy Schleck is the Best Bike Rider in the Universe and
Cadel Evans is Not.
1. Is Andy Schleck on the podium? Yes. Is Cadel Evans? No.
2.He smiles as he kicks butt on Alpe D'Huez.
3. He is actually 23, but he looks like he is about 13.
4. He sings as he climbs the mountains while Cadel Evans can barely breathe.
5. He was nice to Cadel Evans (my interpretation of Andy's conversations with Cadel) "Cadel, what is the matter? Do your legs hurt? Mine don't. Why are you breathing so hard, Cadel Evans? Do you want me to ride back down the mountain to get some help for you? Would you like to sing a little song with me?"
6. Andy Shreds.
7. Prediction: He will win Many Tours in the Future!!!!
8. Sorry about the picture of Bernard Kohl- He's next on my critique.
Bernard Kohl: Why he is the biggest duffus in the 2008 Tour de France: See my later (guilty conscience) Retraction
1. Look at him.
2. He fell off the ramp before the time trial.
3. He is a chimney sweep by profession. "Chim Chimminy Chim Chimminy Chim Chim Charoo"
4. He looks a little too excited when he gets kissed by the French girls on the podium.
5. Yeah, Yeah I know he is King of the Mountains.
6. Yeah I know he did well in the time trial
7. He is King of the Mountains and he still fell off the ramp at the time trial=duffus.
Cadel Evans: Why Cadel Evans Sucks
1. Too much hype.
2. Never attacks. Duh Cadel, If you want to win you have to attack (dumbass)
3. Marginal at best Time Trial.
4. What the hell is a "Vegamite Sandwich?" Why on earth would anyone live in a country where you might have to eat one?
6. Serious Anger Issues. I'm talking violent! Check out this video- I can't understand what the heck the guy is saying, but I SURE know what Cadel is saying: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrpL6BA6PBQ
1. He is American
2. Seems like a nice guy.
3.From Missouri yet seems to have turned out OK anyway.
4. He is an American.
George Hincappie: Why Big George Rocks!
2. Notice the term "big" attached to his name?
3. 12 tours- Holy Crap- he really does rock!
4. He prefers Macs to PCs (no brainer) Go George!
5. Also American